Paranoia

It's true I'm paranoid beyond belief.
This picture has nothing to do with the upcoming paragraph btw.
I'm selling pound cake. I found my grandma's recipe for it on my computer (I was smart enough to type them up and save them from her handwritten copies) and I love the recipe so much I want to share it with folks. However work gets put into doing that, and this economy ain't pickin' up that well yet, so I'm not just gonna give them away. They're $10 a cake, which includes shipping and handling (when did S&H get so expensive!) so if you want a loaf of DELICIOUS email me at djones1286@yahoo.com. I'm telling you you'll love it. Trust me.

Updates

You know how life is. I SAID I was gonna update every Friday night, then come Friday I'm so tired after work I pass out and put off posts till the next day. Next thing you know it's a month later, I haven't paid my rent, my wife and kids have left me, and I'm living in a van down by the river. I'm sorry, I'll try and do better next time!